Save Yourself the Trouble

Dear Gap Overalls,

There was a time when i was in high school in the early 90s that OshGoshB'Gosh was making a comeback as a funky new way to wear denim...while my girlfriends and i obsessed over them, they were NEVER flattering, always so long in the leg and gave everyone the appearance of having dumpy butt. So i should have remembered all that when i saw your photo, but the IDEA of cute kitchy overalls was too appealing. Even in a small size you managed to obscure the few curves i have, turned my backside into a shapeless wadded up sack of potatoes and made me look like an overgrown toddler. Everything a woman wants in a cute outfit. So sorry it didn't work out.

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